Trinity: *tramples Switch* Fun tiem yay scurry rat joy!
Switch: *groom groom snooze snooze cute*
Me: More awww.
Trinity: *tramples Switch again* Who're YOU? What is that? Ohh, what's that? Ooh, that thing has numbers on it!
Switch: *grumble, turn around, burrow deeper in arm*
Me: *ded of cute*
Trinity: Hello, boyos! Meesa back! *sits on Switch's head*
Switch: GODDAMMIT FEROCIOUS TAIL BITEY!
Trinity: SHIT! *flees*
Switch: SWITCH SMASH. *chase chase bitey chase*
Me: *racetrack for the Ratty 500*
Trinity: *hides in a sleeve*
Switch: NOWHERE IS SAFE. *pursue*
Me: Distracting treats for all!
Switch: Yay! *groom groom cute groom*
Trinity: Oh hey! You're the lady from the test! Hi! Ooooooooh! What's in here? What's this do?
... repeat until end of playtime.